at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot
(Source: pricksatmywindow, via spirites)
"Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell."
- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
(Source: shorely-noir, via idk-katie)
The newest addition to my family. I found her in the engine of one of our cars….she was crying like crazy. Poor baby! She’s soooo adorable and cuddly! She’s been named Ellie!
A guy I used to sort of be with who was a virgin and would never have sex with me just texted me “Lol now I’m starting to regret not having had sex. I just met someone totally cool who won’t date me cause I’m a virgin. Laaaame.”
What in the actual fuck is wrong with some people? “Oh you weren’t good enough for me to date, but damn now I wish I had fucked you so I could date this other girl.”
